Bowling For Columbine is not about guns, but I believe when Michael Moore started making it he thought it would be. Make no mistake, guns definitely play a role in the film, but they are the symptom of what Moore paints as America’s bigger problem: fear.
In full disclosure, I will state I don’t support gun control. I don’t think that is any kind of answer to the problems in America. I also enjoy most of Michael Moore’s work, though I sometimes find it off-base. Not this film, though.
If there is one thing that could have been done better in Moore’s film it would be that he should have went into even more depth on the nature of fear, what it does to people, and how it is used by institutions to control a populace. Fear sells. Fear works. The news media knows it. Governments, religions and schools use it. When Moore managed to capture this in his film (though in a fairly slight way compared to how it works in the real world), he touched upon something most of mainstream liberal America never even thought about themselves. Not only were they victims of it, but they used it, too. And they used it just as well as their friends on the Right. Few would ever admit that, though.
Columbine’s mass school shooting may have inspired Moore, but he’s always been a muckraker. When the Right called “foul” before it saw the film and said it was about the evils of the gun and would push the nation toward greater gun control, it played right into the director’s message. It was one of those moments that defined irony. Moore may not be for everyone, and the way his message got across may rub people the wrong way, but that doesn’t negate it.
Documentaries are powerful when done correctly. This film was done correctly and on such a grand-yet-primal scale that it is impossible to come out of the theatre without thinking about it, and I have yet to hear an effective argument against Moore’s thesis that America runs on fear. Brilliant.
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There is a reason why Dario Argento is considered one of the more influential directors of our time. There’s also a reason why the general American movie audience hasn’t recognized him as such. That would be Opera.
Opera is not the best Argento film, but it does exemplify the problems the director has in reaching American moviegoers. An Argento film is more a nightmare than a narrative. He understands the beauty of violence, and he isn’t afraid to make a film feel disjointed in order to get his point across. There is no hand holding, and he often seems to care more about a shot than a plot. When you watch this film as an Argento fan, you are aware of all these things, and if you understand that, you are a bit in awe because what you are seeing is so symbolic and has so much depth to it (much like another of my favorite films of his, The Stendhal Syndrome) that once you are done watching it you can’t help but be impressed by what it has done. Unfortunately, to get there, you have to really be involved in the film, and you have to process what you are seeing … and then you have to remember it. This is not the type of thing the average movie viewer is going to invest time in doing, especially when they think they are watching a standard horror movie, which is what this seems like at first.
The plot is of the stalker/slasher variety. Getting to its conclusion, however, is like boarding a thrill ride designed and run by bath salt addicts. Witness the bullet through the door scene that is so genius that it really must be seen to be believed. Marvel in the film’s iconic shot as the young star is forced to watch a murder. And how is she “forced” into such a situation? She has rows of needles taped under each eye so that to blink brings pain. It’s an iconic image that is often used to sell the film. It is sublime. All of this was incredible, but it only works as a whole if, as I mentioned before, you were really paying attention because unlike the run-of-the-mill slasher film, this has some very heavy messages about violence and sexuality behind it.
I was swept up in this film’s insanity. I also recognized its faults … and promptly ignored them. I watched this already familiar with Argento and his work, and knew what to expect. As usual with Argento’s films, I was enthralled by the violence that appeared before me. The murderer was putting on his show … his own opera, and we, the viewers, were forced to watch. Film lovers got it. Directors got it. The casual viewing audience considered it a toss-off … some with valid reasons. Others had the standard Argento complaint of: “I just don’t get it.” What they didn’t get was that you are meant to experience this film as Betty, the film’s main character. In that sense, it works amazingly well … and it doesn't need to tape needles under your eyes to get you there.
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I am tackling a project on here that I've been thinking about for some time. My 100 favorite films. Not the 100 best films. My favorite films ... a list that is constantly evolving. It wasn't easy to come up with them, and I'm sure the list is going to cause some people to wonder not only about my mental state but also how the hell I ever got to get paid for film reviews. The films that will be on this list are ones I love for many different reasons. There are quite a few I had on it originally that I took off once I thought of a film I liked more. If you ask me in a year or so if this list holds up, I would say it does, but there would be more to be added.
The list won't be in any particular order. The number one film won't be my absolute favorite (or maybe it will be). I find that film really changes by genre. It will, however, represent a fairly accurate picture of the kinds of films I like and what makes me appreciate a movie.
And it will start with the next post ...
How do you sit and watch a film like The Girl Next Door?You most likely know what it is about going
into it (a young girl is held captive by her aunt and cousins and then tortured
and sexually assaulted, often while her younger sister is forced to watch –
based on a true story, by the way).If
you read the book, you have an even better idea of what you are in for before
the first frame of film hits your eyes.Are you expecting to enjoy it?Are you expecting to be repulsed?Are you expecting to be turned on?
This is a rough film.Any film where a teenage girl gets her
clitoris burned off with a blow torch is going to be unpleasant to watch.If you aren’t some deviant, you feel for the
girl.You feel for the boy who is trying
to do the right thing.You don’t wish
for bad to happen, but you don’t turn away, either.This was done deliberately in the book.Author Jack Ketchum wanted the readers to be
implicated in the crimes, too, and it worked.You kept turning pages, though you didn’t want to.You kept reading, and with this film you keep
watching.
To call the film “good” or “bad” misses the
point.It really can’t be judged in such
a way.It is a competent film that does
its job.Is it worth watching?Of course.It won’t make you feel good, though.You won’t turn it off with a spring in your step.In fact, you may sit numb for a while,
mentally digesting that which should not be digested.
I could go on about moral problems and how to deal
with them.How do you do the right thing
when everyone around you is doing wrong?That’s what this film asks.That’s too easy, though.I’d
rather ask: How can you sit and watch this?What is going through your head when you are watching a young girl
stripped naked?What do you think when
you see her parched lips?Would you take
a turn with her, swimming in your brother’s sloppy seconds?Maybe not, but you are watching.You can’t take your eyes off the screen.You can’t look away.What are you thinking?That’s what I want to know.Me?What was I thinking?Nothing out
of the ordinary, really.My faith in
humanity is pretty low.This movie only
reinforced those thoughts.People, when
given the chance, will revert to animals.They will string you up and have their way with you.There’s no honor in it.There’s not even shame.They are beneath such things.They don’t know they exist.The groupthink is too strong.The will to hurt and punish unhindered clouds
all vision.It takes a special type of
movie to convey that in a meaningful way, and this one does it.I’d advise you to stay away, but by now
you’ve already made your choice.What,
however, did you choose?
Mandatory FTC Disclaimer: I did not receive this film to review. Clicking on a link earns me some cash and may make you a deviant.
Jenifer is
something of an acquired taste. It is
part of the Masters of Horror series, and it is directed by the always
wonderful Dario Argento, but it is not
a typical Argento film. Some may say
that is a good thing. Regardless of
one’s feelings about one of the undisputed masters of horror, the film deserves
some respect.
The story is fairly simple and straightforward. It’s all about a cop (Steven Weber) who takes
in a woman with an “incredible” body and a hideously deformed face. She’s a purely sexual being, and she likes to
screw and eat cats and children. Somehow
men become obsessed with her, and then the horror begins. Obviously, it’s not Opera, but it is worth watching.
Admittedly, Argento was what attracted me to this film. I find the Masters of Horror stuff to be kind
of hit-or-miss, but even bad Argento is so much better than a lot of stuff out
there, so it was really a win-win for me.
Granted, this felt like his most American film, but as it began I started
to find myself forgetting Argento was involved in it and instead became fascinated
with Weber.
Weber is perhaps best known for his Brian Hackett character
on Wings. While he was fine on that show, it was the
mini-series The Shining that got me
to take notice of him. Going into this
film, I really did not know what to expect of him, though, but when I realized
that he not only starred in it, but also wrote it (adapting it from a Bruce
Jones/Bernie Wrightson story in Creepy),
well, I took notice.From there I listened to him on the DVD
and realized: He’s one of us. “Us” being the horror film/comic
book/Argento-fascinated fandom out there.
He gets it. He understands
it. He makes the role, and he wrote a pretty
good screenplay to be directed by a film legend. Really, how cool is that? Very. How daunting is it? I imagine very, as well.
There are always limits to what you can do in a film and
even more so for something that will originally air on television. Considering the confines of the medium, Argento
and Weber did a competent job of making something that enthralls and sickens. Weber was better on The Shining, and Argento has done far better, but this film has a
lot of heart of in it, and one can tell that everyone was fairly excited to be
working with the Italian master. To have
Weber outshine Argento is something I wouldn’t have predicted, but his grasp of
the material was personal and completely understood. Witness Weber’s character transformation
throughout the film to know what I mean.
Argento may have directed this, but it was Weber’s film.
Jenifer won’t keep
you awake at night, and it won’t make you an Argento fan if you aren’t already
there, but it will make you take notice of Weber. Oh, and Carrie Anne Fleming as Jenifer? Not bad … if you can forget the face … and
those teeth that can (and do) easily tear a penis to shreds.
Mandatory FTC Disclaimer: I did not receive this film to review. If, however, you click on a link you may earn me some cash. Danke.
In the fall of 2001, America was still reeling from 9/11, so
when envelopes containing a very strange form of anthrax were delivered to U.S.
Senate offices (as well as various media outlets), people paid attention.The FBI was on the case, though, and the
world could rest easy that the guilty would be caught.
Or so it was believed.
The Anthrax Files
is a Frontline production that takes
a hard look at what the FBI did and didn’t do with that investigation.After one suspect in the case holds an
emotional press conference and sues the government and wins, the next suspect
is driven to the point of suicide before the FBI declares, “We got our
man.”But did it?
Army scientist Dr. Bruce Ivins was the man the FBI targeted
after the first suspect went on the attack.Ivins, the bureau said, was the man behind these attacks that left five
dead.After all, there were e-mails that
pointed to psychological problems, he had access to anthrax, and he had a bit
of questionable activity in his background.In between the mailing of the envelopes and the FBI press conference
that played fast and loose with the truth, there is a tale of a hidden
underwater laboratory, stalking, a basement firing range, women’s underwear and
songs written to dead female astronauts.Indeed, as clichéd as it sounds, the truth is stranger than fiction.
Playing at an hour, this production introduces a lot of
questions, presents a lot of answers, and leaves viewers feeling as if there is
still more to this story.It also leaves
them with a mixed feeling on Ivins.It
all comes down to: Did the FBI prove he did it, and is it possible that even
without that proof he was behind the attacks?The answers aren’t as easy as one would think, and that points to a
story that did its job and did it well.Unlike the FBI.
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Because I like Shane Ryan, and because I know he has taken a lot of heat over this, I decided to post one of the trailers here. (He sent me a DVD some time ago with three trailers for it on it, but I'm not savvy enough to get it off the DVD.) If you Google him in conjunction with this film you are going to see a lot of misrepresentation of him and his work. Ryan courts controversy not because he's controversial, but because he makes films that make people uncomfortable.
I've known Ryan for a few years now, from way back in his short film days, from before he was being bounced around on the news like a transgressive pinball. He is not the monster the media has made him out to be. In fact, he's a damn nice guy. You can find interviews with him and his actors on Film Threat and on this blog. Again, he is not a monster.
What is interesting, though, is that for all the heat he's taken (and he's taken more than most people could stand), there are comments on the Youtube trailers that are far worse than anything he's ever created. Perhaps the media's focus is a bit off target. It usually is. Ryan is proof of that.
Ryan is an actor and a filmmaker. He is epitome of the nice kid down the street. He is misunderstood. Misrepresented. Misquoted. He is a filmmaker whose films press all the right buttons. They aren't usually meant to be entertainment. He is making a statement with them, and he does it in a way that often causes people to feel like they've been put through a grinder. Without further ado, here is a trailer for Abducted Girl: An American Sex Slave. Save your hate mail. He's heard it all before.
Wandering Ginza Butterfly, a title much easier to say than Gincho Wataridori is one of the films I decided to review for film review book I'm working on sporadically. 5,000 films of all sorts. I had to pick this one.
When it comes to the 1970s era Toei films, I feel like "mixed bag" is sometimes being too generous. There's a lot of good stuff out there, but this one has a strange feel to it. I have heard it lumped in with the pinky violence genre, but I'm not sure if it has enough exploitation to fit in comfortably at the party. The end heats up, but everything getting there is a more realistic (as close as realistic as Toei in the 1970s could get, at least) than the standard pinky violence stuff. It's like a tea pot set for a slow boil. In that sense, it satisfies, but if you go in expecting lots of the standard nudity and violence, you will be sorely disappointed.
I'm not going to write a full-on review here. I will say, however, that this sometimes feels like it was made for Japanese television, and that really threw me off watching it. Hell, one of its climaxes involves a billiard game. I expected Paul Newman to show up at any moment. (And he does, in a way.) Watching it made me wonder what the thought process was behind this film. Did director Kazuhiko Yamaguchi set out to make something that was family-friendly and then decided to spice it up at the end? Watching the commentary by Chris D. doesn't shed much light on that, either. If you've listened to his commentary on other films of this ilk, it all starts to sound the same. He adds a bit of history, but, again, if you heard on commentary ...
I sometimes feel that the entire pinky violence line is good for about four films and little else. Same with the yakuza films. You've seen one and you've kind of seem them all. All that really changes are the faces and locations. Surprisingly enough, though, even with that criticism of the genres they are still far more entertaining than what is playing at the local cinema today. They can be wildly inventive and are often highly stylized. And then something like Wandering Ginza Butterfly comes along and kind of throws you for a loop. I don't think it's anyone's favorite film, but at the same time it has a subtle realism to it that makes you think it deserves more praise than it has received.
Imagine growing up not knowing the difference between Bill
Clinton and Hitler, never knowing the tune “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,” or
even knowing that Catholics believe in Jesus.It seems crazy, but for the people who live in The Crick (Colorado
City), a compound of Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints (FLDS) on the
Utah/Arizona border, it is their way of life.Some, however, get the courage to leave that life behind.This is their story. The documentary follows a few teenage boys and girls who
have made their escape.In telling the
tale we meet adults who have also cut loose of the chains of Warren Jeffs, who
is the head of FLDS and is now best known for being a polygamist and someone
who rapes underage females.In their
story we learn of how women and girls are treated (not much better than
property), how men are abusive (when one boy jokes that his father is going to
cut someone’s head off, you get the idea that there may be some truth behind
that), and how polygamy, often with child brides, is the rule of the day.Under Jeffs’ watchful, perverted eye the
group went from a festive place to a version of Hell best saved for horror
fiction.Unfortunately, what these
people have had to endure is not the stuff of screenwriters, but because of a
man with his own twisted take on the word of God. The teens who flee this religious group act pretty much the
way you would expect someone to once they go from leading a sheltered, dogmatic
life to being thrown into the arms of Devil’s America.They cut loose.Music, television, sex, drugs – all the
things the church warned them about are now embraced.It’s a tale as haunting as it is
cautionary.
Nobody really wants to believe this kind of world still
exists, at least not in America.But it
does.There is possibly no better
documentary detailing the very problems that come with it, either.It’s not pleasant.It won’t fill you with joy.It may make you question your own
religion.It will do a lot of things,
but the one thing it will do best is get you to think.What kind of people fall prey to something
like this?How can it be prevented?The answer is as simple as looking at what you
believe in and why you believe it.If
you come away from this film asking those questions of yourself, than it has
done its job.If not, well, you may as
well be living in a compound of your own making.
Mandatory FTC Disclaimer: I received this film for review. You need to watch it.
Sean J.S. Jourdan is the man behind The Beekeeper, a wonderful film you can read my review for here. Below is an excerpt of an e-mail he sent me. (And for the record, I do remember his film.) Check out his website. And if you want to help out, all the better.
I enjoy following you on Facebook and I'm always happy to find another fan of American Psycho. You may not remember but awhile back you were kind enough to review a short film of mine, The Beekeeper. More importantly, you did a short followup piece on my lead actress, Michelle Mueller.
Good News! I'm getting my first feature film off the ground!
It’s an evocative and highly visual thriller titled Teddy Boy, along the lines of Roman Polanski's Knife in the Water or Haneke's Funny Games. In essence, a rising tennis star becomes entangled in a savage charade with a grieving middle-aged couple while staying in their picturesque Colorado mountain home. It’s about two people, lost in sea of grief and blame, who, when finally stranded on an island of their own creation, find one another.
Someone used the words "Colorado noir" to describe it - and they might be right.
We've started a Kickstarter campaign for the film and it is off to a great start. If you’re not familiar with Kickstarter it’s the largest funding platform for the creative arts. A donation to something you believe in, like Teddy Boy, allows us to give you a reward in return.
We have a limited amount of time to raise the money we need to complete the project and if we don’t raise the money within the allotted time we get nothing and you give nothing. The deadline is April 16, 2012. The pressure is on. Right now, every bit helps.
Once again, any help you can provide would be greatly appreciated. I know you are a busy person, so thank you in advance for checking out the film (http://www.teddyboythemovie.com/) and please let me know if there’s any questions you have.
I expected as much. No sooner did I write something about Larry Wessel's Boyd Rice documentary, Iconoclast (check out all of Wessel's stuff here) and the upset e-mail I got about my positive review of the film (and interview with the Wessel), when another e-mail found its way into my inbox. You'd think I insulted the Pope.
"Doug, I consider you a pretty intelligent guy. You like some weird stuff, but this is taking it too far." That's how the e-mail starts. It's all downhill from there. I'm not going to reprint it all here, though it would make for some fascinating reading as everything from Boyd Rice's "Nazi phase" to his association with the Church of Satan to his "utter contempt of modern women" was covered with venom and (one would imagine) saliva. "I've sat through reading about your contacts with GG Allin, the awful, hate-filled anti-humanity films you watch, and your repeated listenings to Death in June, but to give a documentary about Boyd Rice more publicity is the last thing the world needs. I expected better from you."
Nothing like a little misguided indignity to start your evening off proper. "Do you worship Boyd Rice now or something? Or is this just you being shocking? You can do better than that! I've seen you do better than that!" I hate to break it to her, but it's neither. If she would watch the film she'd know that.
"I won't watch the movie. I read the review you wrote, and I'll probably read the interview when it comes out, but I won't watch the movie. I won't give these people any of my money. It's bad enough you are probably causing people to want to watch it." I sure hope so.
A good film is a good film no matter the subject. For the record, I don't find Rice offensive, though I can understand why some people are bothered by him. A film that can challenge your beliefs, no matter what they are, is a film I want to support. Period. What's the point of art you always agree with? There is none. Safe art is nothing more than entertainment disguised as ritualized masturbation. It serves no purpose other than to make a certain group of people feel real good about themselves. I'll take something that pushes buttons any day of the week over something I "agree" with. Of course, this woman doesn't even know if this film will upset her because she refuses to view it. I can understand that, actually. I don't have to get shot in the face to know I wouldn't enjoy it. That said, all of this was coming from someone who in that very e-mail claimed to be "open-minded" and "unafraid of viewpoints that are different from [her] own." Really? Regardless, that wasn't even the kicker.
"Maybe I should make a film about some Nazi who makes noise and calls it music? Would you give that positive review? Would you interview me in a national magazine? Is that what it takes for a filmmaker to get recognized?"
Well, no. What it takes, "friend," is to actually make a film. Wessel did that. It's getting critical praise from all sorts of people. It's being shown at film festivals, and it's won awards. Is it possible that is what really bothers you? That there can be a good, insightful film made about a man you don't even know yet proudly proclaim to be a "monster"? Does that ruin your worldview somewhat? Here's something you didn't mention in your e-mail rant: Rice was friends with Tiny Tim. Tiny Tim! Does that not fit with the image you've painted for yourself? He's enamored with Tiki culture, too. Evil! Oh, wait, I know! Let's not forget that the guy you repeatedly call a Nazi worked at ... Taco Bell! Jumpin' Jesus on the cross. How's that for scary?
For anyone else who wants to comment on yet another film I like that you haven't seen but still pisses you off -- don't bother ... unless you are going to do it here in a public forum. Have some guts to let your views be known. Unless, that is, you're afraid Rice is going to get you...
Oh man. When I first heard about Iconoclast, Larry Wessel's documentary on Boyd Rice, I knew I had to see it. I obtained a copy, watched it, reviewed it for Film Threat, and then did an interview with the director. The movie was as good as I expected. The director gave me a great interview, and the world of Boyd Rice fans can come away with something new, and detractors can perhaps have their views changed a bit. It's a long documentary, but if you are familiar with Rice's life, you realize that there is even more that could've been covered (something the director agreed with in my interview). Some people are a bit unhappy, however, that I have added to the "allure" of this film.
Yesterday, while editing the Wessel interview, an e-mail from an old friend arrived in my inbox. A small section was devoted to Rice and the film. "I am disappointed that you would give more attention to a man who is a self-proclaimed Nazi. I can understand reviewing the film and even liking it, but from what I've read, this is a Pro-Boyd Rice film. Interviewing the director is a bad idea to [sic]. What if this makes more people watch the film? What if that makes them start to follow Boyd Rice and his beliefs? Do you want to be responsible for that? I know you lost friends over your praise of "Amateur Porn Star Killer," and I can see the same thing happening here. Do you think Boyd Rice would like you? Do you think he would appreciate your appreciation of his film? Before you send your interview out you should ask yourself if these are the types of ideas you want to help promote."
Cue the contemplation music as I turn introspective and wonder if "these are the types of ideas" I want to "promote." Are they? Would Rice like me? What if this makes more people watch the film? Who cares?
I want to promote well-made, intelligent films. Iconoclast is both, and I do want more people to see it. It's also highly interesting. I don't care if Rice would like me or not. That's up to him. I don't have to agree with everything Rice has said, done or worn. When the interview with Wessel is published, the Nazi question does come up, and while I'm not sure I agree with Wessel on this, I believe the issue is more complicated than people think. Rice is a lot of things, but I don't think he is a "self-proclaimed" Nazi, and you'll see why if you watch the film. And that is the key.
To really judge this film, you have to see it. It's the same with any film, really, though I do believe you can make some judgments based purely on the genre and intent of a film without seeing it. To dismiss the film out of hand because you think you know Rice and what he stands for does a disservice to Wessel and yourself. When Rice explains his youth and various obsessions, you start to see where certain things come from, and then the lines start to get a bit blurry.
By promoting this film I am not promoting mediocrity. I am not promoting Holocaust revisionist theory, either. (In fact, I think few do that better than those who, like Steven Spielberg, think they are keeping the memory of the Holocaust alive in the form of museums and films. Let the hate mail fly, but I can stand by that.) I am promoting a film that I find worthy of attention for the subject it covers and the ideas it brings forth. My promotion of Amateur Porn Star Killer did cost me a friendship or two. My positive review of the film and subsequent interviews caused me some grief, and some of the attention I helped the film gain caused the director some grief, too. I stand by my praise of the film, however, just as I stand by my praise of Wessel's feature. The fact that the general public wishes to remain ignorant in its judgment of it has zero bearing on how I feel about the movie or how I decide to get the word out. I appreciate my friend's concern, but it is misplaced. Watch the film and then come to me with your concerns.
Granted, this is not the movie for everyone. The wide-eyed lobotomies won't like it. Bored housewives looking for something edgy will find it too edgy. Lonely goth kids into razors and a misunderstanding of Nietzsche will miss its finer points. People playing at fascists will embrace all the wrong things and won't get the irony. In other words: a lot of people aren't going to get this film at all. And that's okay ... as long as they watch it before launching into an ill-conceived tirade against those who are willing to praise it.
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I saw David Cronenberg's Videodrome (starring James Woods and Deborah Harry) when I was about 14. To say it influenced some of my ideas and sexual leanings is probably a bit of an understatement. Looking back at my life now, I can see hints of what the movie touched upon in my own fiction writing and the things that fascinate me. Did the movie bring this out in me, or to it introduce it to me? Probably a bit of both.
The film's plot is fairly complicated. Max (Woods) runs a small cable station. He comes across a broadcast signal showing some violence and torture. Max is convinced this is what his station needs as he has grown tired of showing softcore porn. With the help of a studio hand, they determine that the broadcast is probably coming out of Malaysia, and what it shows is something that is thought to be simulated snuff television. Max's station starts pirating this feed.
While defending his station's choice of programming, he gets into a debate with Nicki (Harry), who is a psychiatrist. When she sees one of the Videodrome programs she gets very aroused and they end up having sex while watching it. Things get weirder as they find out that the program is not broadcasting from Malaysia but their own city, and Nicki goes in for an audition. Oh, it's also not simulated snuff, either. It's real, and it's a political and social movement that is behind it. The goal? Giving brain tumors to scum who like this sort of thing via the images being broadcast. You honestly have to see it to fully understand what is being conveyed, but if you know Cronenberg's work, you know where it is going.
Snuff. S&M. Brain tumors via video transmissions. For a young teen, this was gold (I even had the poster hanging on my wall). Watching the film felt forbidden. Seeing Harry burn her breast with a cigarette was part cringe-worthy and very erotic, and seeing her lips bubble out of the television set was nothing short of amazing. It was a film unlike any other at the time, and it has yet to be surpassed. It was probably also the first film I watched that clued me in to the power of transgression and subversion when it came to film.
I have no doubt this film influenced my writing and much of the way I see the world. I study the power of images on film. I delve into that world of pain and pleasure and what it means to the psyche. I can't say for certain whether or not those ideas were always in me or this film introduced them, but I can say that the film gave everything an incredibly vivid starting point and laid a foundation that is still being explored to this day. I've spoken to a few others who have found this film to be highly influential. Each of us has our own moments we can vividly recall. Each of us is convinced that Cronenberg was well ahead of his time, as the Internet has gone on to prove. Perhaps it wasn't the best film for a young teen to see, but I am very glad I saw it.
You would think that a movie that bills itself as the "laugh riot of the century" and features "daring nudes on the loose" while filmed in "Nudiscope" would be one incredible piece of 1960s-era cinema.
You would be horribly wrong.
While working on my upcoming film review book, I came across this gem, and had to watch it. It was only about 55 minutes. How bad could it be?
Automobile accident bad. I could not look away from the wreck. No onscreen dialogue. A narrator who seemed to be making things up on the fly. A plot that made little sense. What it did have was plenty of female nudity. Why? Because it was the only way people would see this thing.
The nudity starts at a burlesque show in a scene that goes on for far too long. From there we are introduced to a nudist colony of three that has taken up residence in a strange hotel and a camera that takes pictures of people in the raw (unless they are already nude -- then it somehow puts clothes on them). The possession of that camera is the film's driving factor.
I'm all for female nudity. The female form is nature at its finest. To put it in such a film, however, does a total disservice to women everywhere. The one good thing I can say about the movie is that the women featured are real looking women with curves. Compare that to the nudity in films today, and you can see what a difference fifty years makes.
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I recently watched Bug, and based on the talent involved I was really expecting something much better. William Friedkin directed it. Ashley Judd and Harry Connick, Jr. star in it. Those aren't bad names to have attached to a project. So why I did I think this failed so badly?
I have two opinions when it comes to that. First, and this irritated me to no end, it was promoted as a horror movie, and it is anything but that. It does have horrific elements to it, but it is a primarily a movie about paranoia and mental illness. Yes, these can be elements in a horror movie, but here they aren't handled that way. That was annoying, but it didn't sink the picture. I put little stock in how a movie is promoted, other than to say when it is promoted like this one the studio obviously doesn't know how to handle it.
What really annoyed me is that by the end of the film I had to ask myself what was the point behind it. It seemed like a lot of nothing to get to nowhere. The end left me shrugging and wondering what else I could've done with my time.
If you read the comments and reviews on IMDB, you'd get the idea that this film is "not for the faint of heart." I'm pretty sure the only people who would find this disturbing are those whose only viewing material prior to this film was QVC. There is nothing truly bothersome in it, and while one character does do some self-dentistry, it is nothing that hasn't been seen before ... and better.
Bug ends up being a wonderful premise done very poorly. If lesser-knowns were attached to it, I think it actually may have been better as more risks would've been taken. Instead, it is a project that has "movie of the week" written all over it.
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1966 was a fucked up time in America. Hippies were everywhere, dumping LSD into water supplies and bringing dirty feet into stores from NJ to CA. If there was one thing more out of place than a square in a suit it was The Girl From S.I.N., a thoroughly perplexing bit of filmmaking from a script that could only be written by the thirteen-year-old boy in all of us.
Agent 0069, Poontang Plenty, is a female vixen who gets nude at the drop of a hat and knows all kinds of poisons and martial arts. She works for this guy who is supposed to look Asian, and he's having her get the formula for invisibility. None of that really matters, though, as this film is just one big excuse for women to get naked. That "plot" and lack of clothes is not what makes this film seem like a fish out of water, however. It's the fact that it is 1966 and this is shot in black and white and is entirely narrated. That's right. There's not a bit of onscreen dialogue. Just music and narration. Call me old fashioned, but I like my characters to actually speak.
How director C. Davis Smith convinced Joyana (Poontang Plenty) and the other females in the film to strip down is beyond me. I'm even more stunned that he convinced Joyana to suck on some guy's toe in the opening sequence. Sure, she's got a mouthful of champagne that she dribbles down it, but still. It seems kind of out of place in the movie and a bit gross. Hygiene was not a big deal in the 1960s, otherwise Woodstock would've never happened.
I can't think of one reason one would have to watch this. Nudity is found in abundance on the Internet and by peeping through your neighbor's window. Deadly female agents are in far better movies and television shows. Nobody cares to see movies entirely of narration, either, unless you are a shut-in bothered by people's "talking voices." So why did I watch it? I am including it in a book I'm writing, so I had to. Was it worth it? Hell no, but it will make for a fun write-up.
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Exciting news, fans of documentaries. I received a message via the Facebook that The Kingdom of Survival, by pirate M.A. Littler (whom I interviewed for Z Magazine a while back), will be available 12/10/11. It includes "tons of subversive bonus footage" and will be sold at a "reduced X-Mas season price." Get it while you can. I've seen the film. It is worth it at full price. Hell, get one for your conservative relatives, too. Tell them it's a Tea Party thing. They may be stunned by how much they agree with some of the ideas put forth.
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Okay, yes this film is from 1965, and yes Ed Wood Jr. wrote it, but the title -- it's great. If Orgy of the Dead was released today I'd see it on title alone. Of course, if this were the film that was released, I'd be disappointed because this is the usual Wood-style mess.
To be clear, Wood wrote it (and the book it was based on). A.C. Stephen (really Stephen C. Apostolof) directed it. It is, for all intent and purpose, a Wood film. Criswell is in it! Come on.
I've seen the film ... once. I was intrigued by the title. I knew a little of the plot ... or what was said to be the plot. (Please don't ask me to explain.) What I got was a movie with a really cool title followed by the most disjointed and boring mess you could have in a film that features several topless ladies. There's a graveyard. A werewolf. I don't know. I think alcohol was key in the creation of this story.
Orgy of the Dead is one of those films where the only thing going for it is the title. I'm sure it suckered quite a few people into seeing it at the time it was released. I knew better than to think it would be good, but the title intrigued me so much that I had to take a gander at it. To be quite honest, it's such a wreck I kind of want to read the book, too, but I don't feel like paying a premium price for it.
Ed Wood Jr. and crew are an acquired taste. There are moments of surreal brilliance, but they are accidental and not the sign of genius. Wood, if anything, came up with great titles, but that's about it. His films can be amusing in very strange ways, but the if Orgy of the Dead teaches us anything, it's that amusing can only get you so far ... even if you have a lot of bare breasts involved.
You don't have to love horror movies, silent films, or Germany to admire F.W. Murnau's 1922 film Nosferatu, Eine Symphonie des Grauens (usually known simply as Nosferatu). The iconic images of actor Max Schreck (a fine German name) as Count Orlok are known the world over. Even if you've never seen the film, which I find strange, you have seen the images. Hell, they set the standard for vampire and horror movies.
The film is an adaptation (unauthorized) of Dracula. There are changes from the book since this was unauthorized, but the story remains essentially the same. The story isn't what matters, though. It was the way it was shot that really made an impact on audiences and future and filmmakers.
Murnau's work is the epitome of German Expressionist film. Everything from the lighting to the sets are composed is textbook. Some have said that the perfection dilutes the film somewhat, but I would argue those views have been tainted by time. I have no doubt that were I sitting in pre-Hitler Germany with an audience we would be scared silly. As someone who has seen far too many horror movies, the film doesn't outright scare me, but it is a moody production that still works its way under the skin. That's also due in no small part to Schreck.
Before vampires glittered or wore frilly shirts while dancing around New Orleans, Schreck made Orlok rat-like with deliberate movements and some real pathos. Viewers can't help but be attracted to him and repulsed at the same time. Few vampire movies have been able to pull that off since, and I have to say that Orlok's screen time is by far my favorite vampire moments on film.
In this age of Twilight it's always good to go back and revisit the masters. Today's audiences have largely forgotten this film, instead more interested in "Teams," but that doesn't disqualify it as a piece of historic, influential cinema. I guarantee a hundred years from now people will still be talking about this one (assuming the Mayans aren't right), and Twilight will be but a footnote in cinematic history.
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I did not see Munich back when it was released in 2005. I liked the idea behind the story, and I'm a fan of Eric Bana. What I'm not a fan of is Steven Spielberg (director) handling "serious" material. Mossad agents hunt down members of Black September after their own agents carry out a terrorist event at the Olympics. That's serious stuff, and it is, of course, based on a true story. I don't mind Spielberg's lighter efforts, but when it comes to the heavy stuff I think he fumbles the ball more times than not.
This was one of those times I was wrong.
Munich is a good film. It's even an important film. It says a lot about the ideas of revenge, state-sponsored violence, terrorism, and, perhaps most importantly, what this does to people.
Bana plays the head of a group of assassins sent by Israeli government to make Black September pay for its transgressions. What follows is a series of assassinations that start to take their toll on the group. They are isolated from friends, family and even their own government and are forced to deal with people who have little in the way of morals or values. In the end this leaves some of them dead and the others paranoid to the point of insanity. These are some of the same themes I've dealt with in my writing, and I find them fascinating.
Violence does some strange things to people. It empowers them. It destroys them. It empowers others. It destroys others. It propels stories and changes lives. It's something you can't take back no matter how hard you try. Spielberg's film wasn't trying to tackle this on a worldwide level (which would have been a mistake), but it was trying to show it at a governmental level that is akin to a tiny war. Bana and his men were soldiers, only they had no country and no spiritual backing. They were on their own, with only Israeli money spurring them on. If anyone came out of this film not believing this sort of thing goes on, they missed the idea that it goes on everywhere. People are used by their governments to do the governments' dirty work. They don't get the health benefits and pride of being a paid soldier with a uniform and a country to call their own. They are ghosts, and in the end that leads to perhaps the film's most interesting question: What if the government you are working for is lying?
I don't think Munich will change anyone's life. I was wrong to dismiss it, however. Spielberg, who only directed the story and did not write it, crafted a powerful movie. I also take offense to the critics who thought Spielberg was wrong in delivering the question of whether or not Bana and his crew were terrorists like those of Black September. Looking at the pull Israel has with our media and our government, I must say I am not surprised that people would think this, and I don't even think that was Spielberg's intent. He was simply throwing out the idea that violence, no matter for what reason, has direct consequences and if you are following someone else's orders, you better be sure you can trust what they are telling you ... and can that ever be possible? The terrorists in this film believed in what they were doing. The agents who went after them, some of whom wanted revenge, were essentially doing a job. If there was another group that could be called terrorists, it wasn't Bana's group, it was the government who paid them, and maybe that is where the critics' real contention lies, though they would never say that in a public forum.
Governments are capable of great evil. It can be a bomb dropped in Japan, or a man gunned down on a street. Spielberg was not reminding us of this. He took for granted that we already know this at one level or another. He also took for granted that we all believe terrorists act as terrorists do, and this is to be expected. What I believe Spielberg wanted us to take from the movie is that while governments are capable of great evil, it can't be done without someone carrying out the plans. And that is something we can stop ... if we really wanted to.
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I recently received my hardcore copy of The Sinful Dwarf from the always reliable Diabolik DVD. Why would I purchase such a disgraceful and admittedly disturbing film? It's got a sinful dwarf in it! Forced heroin addiction! Forced prostitution! Singing! Creepy sexual assaults with a cane! What's not to love? You'd be hard pressed to find another film like this in the year it came out (1973), or any other year for that matter. Plus, I was going to have a few viewing parties.
The first viewing party went exceedingly well. Good company. Good conversation. Good observations. (There were times I felt like Joe Bob Briggs was sitting beside me due to the amount of commentary my viewing partner was making about breasts.) We even delighted in finding the four minutes that took this movie from an R rating to XXX. (It's obvious once you watch it.) It was a fun time, and it made me want to do even more viewing parties with various odd films.
Now, this movie is not everyone's style. I'll also admit that is really not a "good" filmby any kind of standard definition. The acting is odd. The dialogue is by-the-numbers. The story is just sitting there. Throw all the elements together, though, and you get this film that almost defies explanation. I've written about it before on this blog, so I won't go into the entire story again, but I want people to know that if I don't invite you over to see this one, it isn't because I hate you (though there's a good chance of that), it's because it's one of those films that I think could scar you. Not in the same way Irreversible would, but in a decidedly twisted and terrifying way, and while I find that sort of thing funny, I don't want to be sued for therapy bills. ("I swear, doc, all I keep seeing every time I close my eyes is that little ... thing ... drooling!") The person I saw it with requested to see it, as did one of the two members of the next viewing party. (The second member is not so excited to see it, but that is really a long story I don't want to get into.)
What I'd really like is if the person I watched it with commented here with what she thought of it, as I'm sure that would be interesting to read. And as for the next film? That's tough, but I think I might go with The Manson Family. I like watching that about once a year, and its time is due.
The March 2011 issue of Z Magazine has an interesting piece by Michael Bronski called "The Gay Oscars." (Full disclosure, I have written for Z on film, and I am a big fan of the magazine.) In it, Bronski, in his usual, take-everyone-to-task way tackles the Oscars, breakthrough movies that deal with same sex relations, and how everyone has gotten it wrong. Bronski, it should be noted before people get upset, is a writer who has written such books as Pulp Friction: Uncovering the Golden Age of Gay Male Pulps and An LGBT History of the United States. To say he is "gay friendly" may be an understatement. Friendly, however, does not mean he lets the LGBT community pass by without examination, which is what drives his essay.
What prompted his piece was the buzz surrounding the Oscar nomination of The Kids Are Alright. It was being hailed as the new "big breakthrough movie," which Bronski tends to think his nonsense. He correctly points out that this label has been given to Brokeback Mountain and Milk, to name just two. He does point out, correctly, that it is the "first Hollywood movie to bring a lesbian family drama to a non-queer audience," but wonders if it is truly the "gayest film being nominated" that year. His answer? It's not.
Bronski then goes on to list what he considers films that have an even bigger impact and "queer sensibilities" or "inclinations." The list and his reasons are fairly surprising. The King's Speech (for its message of "overcoming a personal flaw that makes you a social outcast"), The Social Network (a film that at its core is about the "pain of an outsider"), The Fighter (for it's "subtext of the homo-eroticism of one-on-one contact sports"), Black Swan (for its portrayal of seeing a "diva go to pieces, which is a total treat for queer fans of diva worship."), 127 Hours (for James Franco's real-life sexuality, which remains at that writing a mystery), and True Grit (a "feminist" film with a "stronger female empowerment message than any five Julia Roberts movies put together."). These films, Bronski suggests (strongly), all have underlying themes that resonate with the LGBT community while often remaining hidden to the heterosexual audiences who come to see them. Correct again, Bronski.
Bronski's pick for the "queerest" film of the year? None other than Toy Story 3. The series, Bronski writes, have "managed to convey" themes like "isolation, fear, and potential tragic loss of a loved one" like few films have ever managed to portray. The three movies bring viewers "into the inner world of an unnoticed, tightly knit, and loving community." That, he says, is what makes Toy Story 3 the "queerest" film of the year.
Do I agree? Sure. Why not? The problem is that Bronski is looking for mainstream films that resonate with the LGBT community in a way that the mainstream audience doesn't realize. Bronski is, however, barking up the wrong tree.
When mainstream Hollywood latches itself onto anything, be it lesbian family dynamics or the latest dance craze, it will potentially expose the ideas to a broader audience, but the ideas it is exposing are Hollywood sanitized. Queer cinema is at its best and most dangerous when it has an outsider status. The people who watched Glen or Glenda, I Want What I Want and Vapors were outlaws watching outlaw films. The may have been hokey and exploitative, but they weren't sanitized (nobody can say that about Vapors). They weren't worried about mainstream acceptance, and because of that the films felt more honest. Hollywood, like all mainstream endeavors, destroys whatever subculture, counterculture, fringe, transgressive, etc., group it gets its hands on. The Kids Are Alright is not a breakthrough film for the queer culture. It's a mild breakthrough film for straight culture, and who really cares about pleasing them?
It's no surprise that the films Bronski picked are not blatant tales of homosexuality, lesbianism or gender twisting at its finest. Hollywood seems unable to accept a seriously dangerous and influential film designed not only to appeal to queer audiences but as also as a wake-up call to mainstream America. Hollywood figures there will be no money in it, and I don't think that's incorrect. When you have a generation brought up on things like The Kids Are Alright you can't expect it to grasp something like Vapors. Now if a remake of that were to become Oscar-nominated ... well ... I'll stand corrected.
If you were to bring up a list of James Brolin's cinematic achievements, I somehow doubt 1977's The Car would make the list. My seven-year-old daughter described it as "pretty dumb." I think that about sums it up.
Plot? Yes, of course there is a plot. An evil wind blows and a mysterious car shows up and runs over people. One time it even drives straight through a house to get at a woman. (Later, when hero Brolin discovers the car in his garage, he shuts the door to protect his family. He was witness to the devestation left by the car plowing through the house. How he thought shutting the door would protect his family is beyond me.) In the end, viewers are treated to the driving force behind the automobile. Not to spoil the ending, but it isn't human.
I actually enjoy movies and books about mysterious vehicles that kill people. Christine.Duel. Killdozer!Titanic. I like the idea that something we depend on every day taking revenge on hapless citizens. Anyone who has dodged traffic in New York City knows how terrifying this scenario can be when taken to its fullest potential. The Car, however, is a failure of a movie.
For a horror film, it isn't very scary. Hell, it isn't even very entertaining. It just sort of exists ... like dreamcatchers or wax fruit. Critics hated it upon release, and that venom would be far from sated these days. Are there any creepy moments? Only in Brolin's acting. I'm actually a bit of a fan of his, too. I liked him in The Amityville Horror. I enjoy his son's work, too. But this film? This is one of those you assume he did in order to put a bigger pool in or something. Watching it, I feel bad for him.
After finishing the film, my daughter asked me a very good question. "What was the point of that?" I couldn't answer her, so I said, "Demonic cars are evil and they can drive through houses." She asked if it was supposed to be scary. "Did it scare you?" I asked. "No," she replied. "Then it doesn't matter what it was supposed to be because it failed no matter what it was supposed to do." And there you have it. The Car is the AMC Pacer of vehicle horror movies.
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Love the Beast should not work as a film
because one man’s obsession with his car should not make for compelling
filmmaking. It does work, however, and
it exceeds any and all expectations.
Eric
Bana directed this documentary, and he is as skilled a director as he is an
actor. The obsession he is documenting
is his own and it is with the Beast, a Ford Falcon GT coupe he bought as a teen
and worked on with a close group of friends.
Twenty-five years later and nearly as many rebuilds, he still has it,
and he wants to race it in the Targa Tasmania, a dangerous rally race through
villages and countryside of Tasmania.
That’s the short of it, though.
If the film were merely about that, I’d be bored with it. Instead, it is probably the best film I’ve
ever seen that not only explains the love of racing, but also the realities of
passion.
Bana and
his friends work together year after year on the Beast. It is a labor of love, and a bond. Bana, obviously, becomes a famous actor along
the way, but he doesn’t lose his passion or his friends. And he continues racing even as he receives
critical acclaim for his movie roles.
The truth is, racing seems more to his liking than acting. His friends know it, too, and when people
like Jay Leno (whose multiple garages are porn studios for car lovers), Jeremy
Clarkson (from the real Top Gear) and
Dr. Phil McGraw talk to him about passion, racing, cars and identity, the film
starts taking on some real meat. This
meat culminates in Bana’s entrance into the Targa Tasmania.
To get
the Beast ready for the rally, Bana and his friends had it rebuilt one more
time. They don’t do this rebuild, which
is done to make the car a racing machine, but the finished product is a work of
absolute beauty. It is, at this point, a
literal beast. If you know anything
about muscle cars, you understand, as Jeremy Clarkson so candidly points out in
a moment of dreadful clarity, that they look good and sound good, but handle
like crap. They are like wild horses on
meth. Even when you have them in
control, you are always on the verge of losing it. Putting a muscle car in a rally race is not
courting with disaster -- it is flat out assaulting it with the vague hope
you’ll emerge the winner. The reality of
that is different, as witnessed in the in-car footage of crashes at various
rallies. It is scary stuff. I was in a nasty accident once. I was running from the police, going close to
if not over 100 mph when the driver lost control of the vehicle. After skidding all over the winding country
road, we came to a stop upon hitting a boulder.
The moment I noticed the weeds were growing from where the sky should’ve
been was the moment I noticed that at some point we had gone upside down. Those incidents happen in a flash, and you
don’t have time to be terrified. A rally
race is all about knowing that moment can happen at any time and not letting
yourself be terrified by the many obstacles (trees, buildings, poles,
spectators, cliffs) that surround you.
This film captures that element of insanity, but it is a more serene
moment that takes this film from interesting to incredible.
I will
not spoil the scene, but I want to point it out, as Bana has, perhaps unwittingly,
put a moment on screen that is bigger than the film itself. It is a simple moment, but one that takes a
viewer into an emotional pitfall that guarantees they won’t stop watching. It comes during the race. Bana is driving. His friend is riding shotgun and serving as
the navigator. They are speeding along a
country road. The navigator is rattling
off the turns ahead when Bana chooses this moment to include a voice-over of a
message he received from his daughter (I believe) on his answering
machine. The few things she says choked
me up, and caused me to become so emotionally involved that I could not look
away if I tried.
If you
like Bana or love racing, this is a film you simply must see. If you are only interested in one or the
other, this will make you a full-fledged fan of both. If you can’t stand either, you won’t want to
watch this (and I’m surprised you’ve read this far). If you don’t watch it, however, you will not
only be missing out on one of the best documentaries I’ve seen, but also on one
of the most interesting looks at a celebrity as a real “human” and not some
prefabricated media sculpture. Bana puts
himself out there on every level, and he doesn’t care that you are witnessing
him at some of his not-so-best times.
When you see him take a swig of beer before going out on the red carpet
and calling it “bravery gravy,” you know this is him at his most honest. His love is four wheels and g forces. It shows in every scene, and he didn’t need
bravery gravy before tackling the Targa.
If you don’t watch this, you will miss that, and you will perhaps never
understand what attracts people to racing and the strength passion has over us.
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